It's a tough job trying to make Christmas nonreligious. ... To eliminate Christ from Christmas you would have to destroy all the evidence--including the Michelangelos, the Rembrants, Rubens, and da Vincis, the works of Beethoven, Hayden, Bach, Mozart, and Handel. To search for the millions of Bibles, translated into many languages and distributed around the world, would take quite a force. The job would be too big for the FBI the KGB and Scotland Yard combined.