Sermon Illustrations
Humor: Paying Off God
Our 7-year-old daughter had just won $2.00 for her memory work in Sunday school. After the morning service, the pastor's wife congratulated her.
Our daughter proudly announced, "And I put it all in the morning's offering!"
"My, how wonderful!" the pastor's wife exclaimed. "I'm sure God will be pleased."
"Yes," the child replied. "Now maybe God will let me do some of the things I want to do!"