In the 2004 presidential election, partisan fervor visited the University of North Carolina. Two students – —one supporting George Bush, the other supporting John Kerry – —debated over a unique political question. Who would Jesus vote for?

Jesus didn't reveal how he would vote, but we can be sure how he felt about the debate. When the exchange became heated, one of the combatants slapped the other in the face. His opponent fell to the concrete patio, suffering a head injury.