Got No Spiritual Gifts

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Got No Spiritual Gifts

Dik LaPine

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Mr. Norlander, as your gift assessment placement consultant, I have the task of connecting you with the ministry of the church that you have tested most gifted to perform. After much deliberation, it is my conviction that you'd serve the church best as a pew sitter.

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